Zoëtry is a boutique adult-only hotel near Sangster International Airport, with 49 suites. Smiley staff are quick to help, while the Endless Privileges experience means I’m entitled to a personal butler, worldwide calls, all-inclusive dining and drinking, wi-fi and one complimentary 20-minute spa treatment — mine was a meltingly good back massage.
My Junior Suite Swim Out Ocean View features a king-size bed, dark wood furnishings, tropical paintings and Bulgari toiletries next to a cavernous tub. An infinity pool is a luxurious addition, though shared with other suites.
Organic and seasonal meals are available at a choice of three restaurants. A highlight is the beachside Jerk Hut, which serves up cold Red Stripes and spicy jerk chicken. This is my kind of all-inclusive; one with a holistic approach that refreshingly doesn’t cater to partygoers.
Address: Mahoe Bay, Ironshore Main Rd, Montego Bay, Jamaica
Price: From $260 per person in Junior Suite Tropical View room, accommodation only